you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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