I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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