But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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