I showed him my bush... on skype.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
