I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The air was thick with penises
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Randomize
