But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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