Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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