Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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