This girl is more easily done than said...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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