you would pick up someone in the library
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm just crazy horny about you
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i now understand why vodka
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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