Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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