i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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