Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
