I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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