Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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