Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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