At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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