I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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