you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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