u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
