what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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