i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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