I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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