Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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