She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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