Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
wow bdsm is so cute
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