Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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