watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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