You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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