Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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