How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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