Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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