i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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