is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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