Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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