It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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