like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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