i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i will never coherently bang her
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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