i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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