FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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