How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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