have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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