Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize
