she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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