allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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