i just google imaged poop.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize
