That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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