I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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