i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I fill condoms, not promises.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
