Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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