who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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