Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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