physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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