Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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