your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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