ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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