it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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