i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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